Undoubtedly, the best press conference so far was the Irish one. Dustin the Turkey pulled no punches during his first encounter with the press. Here are some quotes:
Press: I can't believe I'm speaking to a dummy.
Dustin: Neither can I.
Press: Tell me about Terry Wogan's wig.
Dustin: How dare you call it a wig. It's his own hair, and he has a receipt for it!
Press: Are you a cock or a hen turkey?
Dustin: I take anything I can get!
Press: What do you think of the UK entry?
Dustin: Andy Abraham used to collect rubbish, now he just sings it!
Bring on Press Conference no.2 Dustin!
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