You can play my Bungles again!

Eurovision Express has already made it clear that we would like Zuma to make it through Norway's Second Chance round. But who should join them?

We hope it will be either The Tinkerbells or Anne Hvidsten, both of whom have concocted Corrs-meets-Wilson Phillips confections. But therein, alas, lies their downfall - the songs are too similar to one another, and could well cancel each other out.

Schlager dansband Ole Ivars is a little too old fashioned for even us, and rockgroup Podium a bit too modern. So that leaves us with the competition's one time hot favourite, Lene Alexandra.

Unfortunately Lene's song, Sillycone Valley, is not, as the title would lead you to expect, about IT, but about parts of the female anatomy.

Of course Lene does have the support of Rainbow star, Bungle, who gets a name check in the song. Altogether now - "And if you wanna play my Bungles, you can can play 'em til you blow your mind".